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March 15, 2007 Posted by admin

Server Humor


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Website Humor  Humor Hooded Sweatshirt by CafePress


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Koziol XL 7 Tier Babell Tiered Server - Raspberry Red


Koziol XL 7 Tier Babell Tiered Server – Raspberry Red


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This is the giant version of the ever popular Babell series by Koziol….

Koziol XL 7 Tier Babell Tiered Server - White


Koziol XL 7 Tier Babell Tiered Server – White



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HIS LIST - Altar Servers - FUNNY Card


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Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter [Download]


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Migrating WordPress Databases To Brand New Hosting Accounts - An Instructional

If you’re anything like me, you have been frustrated in the past by trying to figure out exactly how to migrate WordPress databases when it comes time to either transfer to a new host or domain. Its complex, I know... but with some practice with the right method, this can actually become somewhat of a simple and straightforward task. Today, I am going to try and help you through the process today, but in order to use what I am about to teach you, you’re going to need to be somewhat familiar with the backend administration area for your hosting account so that you can download files, databases, and create new databases.

In your current hosting account, you will first need to access your phpMYadmin panel, and access the database that you need to migrate. If you are not sure how to access phpMYadmin, just ask your hosting provider, and they will be able to direct you to the right URL plus login credentials. Wait, what is phpMYadmin? It is the administration area within your hosting account for your mySQL databases, where you can edit tables, export and import databases. I know, this sounds confusing, but its quite easy. I promise.

When you have accessed phpMYadmin, you are going to need to find your database. Don’t worry if you don't know the name of your database, you can easily find this by looking in your WP-config file. Once you have found the name of the database that you need to move to the new hosting account, click on the export button, select the location that you would like to save it to, and save it as a plain SQL file. Done.

Now you are going to want to transfer the database to the new hosting account. This starts by accessing your administration in your new hosting account, and creating a new database and user. Again, if you are unfamiliar about where this can be done, chat to the support team for your hosting provider. You will also need to create a new user and assign it to the database with all privileges.

Next, enter your phpMYadmin area and select the newly created database. As you will be able to see, the database has no tables and no data contained, which is completely normal as it is new. All that you will need to do at this point is import the original database into the new one by clicking the import button, browsing to the original sql file that you downloaded, and upload it. Once this has completed, it is very well worth your while to navigate into the database, and just check that data has actually been imported properly.

By now, you have a good idea how to migrate WordPress databases to a new hosting account or server. Sounds easy, doesn't it? That’s because it is. That said, there is still some risk that things can go wrong, so my advice to you is to practice this process a bit, as if you don't know what you are doing, you can do more trouble than good. Take your time, get to know the process, gain some confidence, and you will soon be on your way.



 BEA WebLogic Server 8 for Dummies


BEA WebLogic Server 8 for Dummies


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Set up Web services for Windows®, Unix®, and Linux®Install and configure WebLogic, serve up some beans, and visit the WorkshopGot application server issues? Apply some logic with BEA WebLogic Server, and let this handy guide show you how. You’ll soon be up and running with the number one J2EE application server, building and deploying Web services, using WebLogic Workshop, managing clusters, and using all the components of this enterprising technology.The Dummies WayExplanations in plain English"Get in, get out" informationIcons and other navigational aidsTear-out cheat sheetTop ten listsA dash of humor and fun

 DBA Survivor: Become a Rock Star DBA


DBA Survivor: Become a Rock Star DBA


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DBA Survivor is a book to help new database administrators understand more about the world of database administration. More and more people are moving into the DBA profession, and many are looking for a getting-started guide. Blogs are written about how to be an exceptional DBA and what to do in your first 100 days. This book takes a different approach, injecting some humor into helping you understand how to hit the ground running, and most importantly how to survive as a DBA.And it’s not just survival that matters. Author Thomas LaRock wants much more for you than mere survival. He wants you to have excellence, competence, visibility, confidence, and service. These are the traits and characteristics of DBAs who truly succeed and become respected in their profession. Don’t settle for just muddling through your job each day. Strive to excel. Aim to make a difference, for your clients, and for your colleagues. Focuses on the soft skills that distinguish truly exceptional DBAs Takes a humorous approach to keep readers engaged Written by a SQL Server "Most Valuable Professional" and board member of PASS What you’ll learn Get off to a solid start on day one. Learn the basics of database administration. Understand different types of database support. Benefit from ongoing DBA training. Stay in top physical, mental, and emotional shape. Raise your profile in the DBA community. Who this book is forThe general audience for this book consists of new database administrators, including people who have been in the role for one to two years, regardless of company size.Table of Contents How Did I Get Here? Now What Do I Do? Some Basics A Development Server is Production to a Developer Production Support Basic Troubleshooting Where's the

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